LiLo has 13yr Old ‘Secret’ Sister

  Another day, another LiLo story, as today it was revealed that the actress – who’s been having a bit of a tough time recently – has got a half sister. The star of ‘Mean Girls’, Lohan’s father Michael had another daughter while he was still married over 13 years ago, but at that time he was estranged from Lindsay’s mother Dina. Speaking about the relationship to OK magazine he said, “Years later the woman contacted me, convincing me that...  Read More »

Jack Black: Off the Hook?

  Jack Black reckons he’s off the hook with Angelina Jolie. He was reportedly in the bad books with the heavily pregnant Jolie for revealing to the world media that she was having twins…oops.   The Actor/singer/madman was speaking at the premier of new animated movie ‘Kung Fu Panda’ in Leicester Square, London last night. Jack said he was pretty sure that the ‘Wanted’ star hadn’t held a grudge since he let the news slip at the Cannes Film Festival.   He...  Read More »

Verne Troyer in Sex Tape Scandal

BEST NEWS STORY EVER…   ‘Mini-me’ from the Austin Powers movies has reportedly filmed a sex tape and…wait for it…it’s been leaked to the internet. When will celebrities learn eh?   The tape – joining a long line of celeb naughtiness including; Colin Farrell, Paris Hilton, Tom Sizemore and Pamela Anderson – reportedly shows 39 year-old actor Verne Troyer and his unnamed ex-girlfriend engaging in “sexual activites” in their apartment.   The...  Read More »

Madonna Seeks Legal Advice From Macca’s Lawyer

  So we talked about her yesterday, and here we are again. This time Madonna is in the news because she has reportedly enlisted the abilities of Fiona Shackleton – the lawyer who represented Paul McCartney through his bitter divorce battle with crazed harpy Heather Mills – for her own divorce from husband Guy Ritchie. A source close to the singer said Fiona is the natural choice for Madge: “Madonna always seeks out the best in whatever field she...  Read More »

Madonna to End Marriage?

  Ageing pop-star Madonna is apparently splitting with her husband Guy Ritchie at the end of her forthcoming world tour. The singer and the film director have reportedly decided to end their seven-year marriage but won’t announce it until her ‘Sticky and Sweet’ tour finishes in Mexico on November 29th. A source close to the couple told a British newspaper: “Although the marriage is coming to an end, they don’t want to say anything until...  Read More »

Kate Offers Shoulder to Cry on for Sienna’s Ex

Stick-thin supermodel Kate Moss is apparently “beside herself” following Rhys Ifan’s split from Sienna Miller. The supermodel – who’s never really been bestest buddies with ‘The Edge of Love’ actress Sienna – has been hanging about Rhys since the break-up in an effort to cheer him up. A source revealed: “Kate seemed beside herself. Rhys spent a few nights with her just after the break-up but he seemed to be in denial. He kept saying he...  Read More »

Jamie Spears Has Baby Girl

Jamie Spears – the sister of head shaving nut-bar Britney – has become a mother for the first time at the age of 17. 7lb 11oz Maddie Briann came in to the world yesterday morning at the Mississippi Regional Medical centre. Mother and baby are reportedly doing well after Jamie’s natural delivery, which was witnessed by her mother Lynne and her fiancée Casey Aldridge – Britney sat patiently outside. One source claimed: “Just the family was there....  Read More »

Winehouse Tried to go Home and they said No No No

Amy Winehouse – the drug addled, beehive sporting singer – is to be kept in hospital for a few weeks in another attempt to tear the junkie away from the drug habit that has had more attention this year than the moon landing did in 1969. I’m fed up calling her the ‘troubled’ singer – because in the dictionary her picture will be next to the word, due to every magazine in the world calling her that – so I’ll just say the singer’s family...  Read More »

Joan Rivers Is Awesome

  75-year old comedian Joan Rivers was thrown off live TV after she branded Russell Crowe a “F#@%ING S#%T”. Joan – and now my favourite old person – was a guest on ‘menopausal women having a moan’, UK daytime show “Loose Woman” when she had a go at the Oscar winning ‘Gladiator’ star.   Joan – brilliantly preceded the remark with “get ready to bleep this” – was asked to leave during the commercial break. When the show returned after...  Read More »

Jessica Simpson Slammed by PETA

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA as they are more often known, have blasted Jessica Simpson for wearing a T-shirt with the slogan, “Real girls eat meat.” The star of MTV hit, “Newlyweds” is famous for saying ‘blonde’ comments, such as when she asked why Tuna was nicknamed ‘chicken of the sea’. PETA has demanded the star eats more vegetables to increase her brain power. A spokesperson for PETA said: “Jessica Simpson’s...  Read More »